i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
This will never not be funny
I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny
This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
Here's a loop hole "one wish per person" wish for an object that can grant infinite wishes. Only one "wish" is granted by the genie/person, and the object grants all the other wishes. :3
There’s a lot you could do lol. You could simply wish for a loophole, that the rule didn’t exist, that half a wish (or some other fraction) = 1 wish, that 1 - 1 = 1, and so on. THERE IS A LOOPHOLE.
Would you rather every guy that see's you to have the ability to read your mind or every girl that sees you to have x-Ray vision?
You know, if I get that 6 pack, girls with x-ray vision may not be that bad
@ladygaga: It’s a Standard night #CheekToCheek
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE JAZZ ALBUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Polygons measuring spoon
WHO THE HECK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
Make John Green find the thing?
This is the kind of movie Gus would have wanted to be in.